Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Because She was Hitting "Floaters"


The Doctor got numerous emails following yesterday's post...concerning Elin Woods hitting golf ball in her backyard. Most questioned the fessibility of this...given the proximity of neighboring mansions. (remember she had a "nasty hook")
In the interest of public safety, and to try to set the record straight...the Dr. supplies the following aerial view of the Woods Compound



In Florida, golfers hit practice golf balls that float. That's right! And as we can plainly see, there is a large body of water behind the house; at which Elin was hitting balls the night in question. (There has been no public statement from Nike whether these "floaters" were made by Nike) So...that mystery solved! We may now (again) ask: "Why the sunglasses at 2:30 in the AM?" (see previous post)

More food for thought tomorrow...stay tuned



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