Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What the F...???

Joseph...get over here so we can wash your mouth out with this "fricking" soap

Friday, March 26, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Stalling Tactics ???


Every major sport has rules that penalize "DELAY of the GAME"
Yesterday in the prestigious US Senate... Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) introduced an amendment to prohibit coverage of Viagra for sex offenders. Tom, does this mean this is a real problem for you(all) back there in Oklahoma?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Debate is Over...No It's Not!

Health Care Reform

The question is no longer whether the glass is "half full or half empty"

One side of the debate would say: "It's a half a glass of water."
The other is saying: "It's a glass with water with poison...gonna kill our country"

Monday, March 22, 2010

Watching Congress Pass Health Care Reform

Watching Congress pass legislation is like watching SAUSAGE being made...messy, and you might not like it after you've seen the process

The Doctor is a Vegetarian...he does have to worry about it!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

March Madness

Can this "march madness" solve any of the worlds problems?


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

March Madness...All "Madness" in March Isn't Hoops

What is rather scary about this clip from Glenn Beck is that he has a huge listener base that hangs on his every word and now is the figurehead of the Tea Party




Did you know that Mister Beck is a Mormon?

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ask Youself...

Do I Have Bad Breath?


ALSO ASK...DO I NEED MORE APPS FOR MY PHONE?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why???


Why don't we use the energy created by people running on treadmills to produce electricity?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A (Sarah) Question That Needs to be Asked



Let us say that Barak Obama gets no better "at being President"; and therefore in 2012 a Republican candidate has an excellent chance to gain the White House in a country that has more problems than it has now...

With all due respect to Ms. Palin...Do her supporters actually think she is the LEADER that we will need to lead us out of the quagmire?

The question is: WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING???

Monday, March 8, 2010

Questions we should be asking



Iraq will soon be producing more than
10 million barrels of oil per day

Are they paying us back for their liberation???

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Thursday, March 4, 2010

A Killer Reader Poll



Shamu is a "Killer"...but isn't
Tilikum is a "Killer"...and really is one

In the tragic fatal incident, it was Tilikum who killed one of his handlers. Reader...in this poll, we test your knowledge of the Orca whale in captivity. Which of the following IS NOT TRUE!

1) There are 42 Orca (Killer) whales being held in captivity worldwide
2) The recent death was not the first caused by Tilikum (1 confirmed, another probable)
3) Extremely social and intelligent...the life span of captive Orca whales is greatly reduced
4) An Orca whale eats more than 500 pounds of fresh fish/day

Did you guess that they are all true? Was that too easy? OK..then here is a math problem for you...If an Orca eats 500 pounds of fish/day, then how much does it cost to feed the entire captive population per year? And when you get that answer ask yourself..."At what cost universal health care?"

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Why We Spend So Much On Them

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Not to be outdone...
This clip has a RABBIT that goes to sleep on command and a Frisbee Dog (at the end) you won't believe



Tuesday, March 2, 2010

What About Cats ???



In the USA...
82 million domesticated cats (pets)
100 million feral cats (wild)

The average cat owner will spend $107.00/year on TOYS and TREATS. That is over TEN BILLION DOLLARS spent each year to keep our "kitty population" entertained. Sadly, like the tens of millions of Americans without adequate HEALTH CARE, the feral cats can only watch from the "tall grass" as their "rich" cousins enjoy the benefits of living in the "Greatest Nation on Earth"




Monday, March 1, 2010

The Dr. Loves Dogs...however


There are approximately 61,000,000 dogs in the USA

The average yearly cost to keep a dog is $1000

Therefore

$61 Billion/year is spent on dogs/year in the USA

The USA is the only industrialized nation on the planet without universal health care

When you hear an estimate for the cost of universal health care reform, please remember...$61,000,000,000 spent on dogs