This an EXCLUSIVE photo taken just moments before Tiger crashed his Escapade...oops that should be ESCALADE. The Doctor is no forensic scientist...but those red marks don't look like raspberry jam...those are marks inflicted by domestic violence, and from the size of the groove marks...the Dr. would say 4 Iron.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Sunday Funny
Think of a caption for this Sunday Funny
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Super DeLuxe Ridiculometer
Just like last weeks winner
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submitted by
P.I. of Wilmington Delaware
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Before Lady GaGa There Was...
no Drama
no Tattoos
no Piercings
Just Music
Before Lady GaGa there was MUSIC!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
More Debate on Health Care...Keep It REAL
The following is an email received yesterday
Medicare under the Obamacare
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you,
what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are
allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means
you will be sent to prison.
There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
If government programs could solve our nation's problems,
we would have been living in Utopia 60 years ago.
You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines
waiting for somebody else to take action.
Your Rights Ends Where My Rights Begin!
Is It Too Hard Is That To Understand?
This is the Doctor's reply
Medicare under the Obamacare
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you,
what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are
allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means
you will be sent to prison.
There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
If government programs could solve our nation's problems,
we would have been living in Utopia 60 years ago.
You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines
waiting for somebody else to take action.
Your Rights Ends Where My Rights Begin!
Is It Too Hard Is That To Understand?
This is the Doctor's reply
One of the problems with the health care debate is the misinformation that is intended to strike "FEAR". It is certainly comical to say that the government will end health care benefits for seniors. To save $$$, cuts in the benefits have been proposed...however it is my understanding that these are mostly in the form of reduction of payments to doctors and hospitals. (Do you think that this group is being under paid?) Other cuts would come in the form of cutting wasted procedures. IS THIS NOT WHAT THE RIGHT IS SEEKING? Less government???
To prove your point, you imply that prisoners have it better than free elderly Americans. WHAT???? Do you think that prisoners should NOT have access to Health Care? Certainly a "civilized society" takes care of it's imprisoned! But your attempt to cast FEAR, it actually a point for REAL health care reform. We would never go back to the Dark Ages and Dungeons...so why can't we move FORWARD to give the working poor and the self employed ... a shot at responsible health care...in other words the same access to health care that the mofo criminals have. Do you have health care insurance...it probably is costing you an arm and a leg and last time I checked these two were both useful (but not required)
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sunday Funny
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Thanksgiving Theme this week
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Last Weeks Winner
T.K. of Philomath Oregon
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sunday Funnies
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Is it the beach house speaking or someone inside?
You decide!!!
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Last weeks winner was sent in by
T.K.. of Toledo Ohio
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The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.
Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer
Is it the beach house speaking or someone inside?
You decide!!!
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Last weeks winner was sent in by
T.K.. of Toledo Ohio
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Over a Big Hurdle
As you can see from the photo, La Garette Bount has gracefully "hurdled" his season long suspension from the U. of Oregon football team. So graceful in fact, that he has partially obliterated the word itself...SUSPENSION. We have nearly lost the image of "college football player gone mad" from our short term memory bank. The national uproar from his actions is now in the "recycle bin" and with his first TD run...it will be deleted from our "hard drives" forever (at least among the Duck faithful)
Monday, November 9, 2009
Have Some Cake!!!!
Have you ever heard a song and remembered how much you liked it...like when it first came out...and that was years ago? This is what happened to the Doctor when he heard this Cake song again. So he went to youtube and found this wonderful video of the song and Skully from X-Files. A perfect combination...ENJOY
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Poker Face Two Ways
As if further proof was needed...The Doctor had no awareness of Lady GaGa...is that ridiculous?
Sunday Funnies
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Get into the minds of these two "Chess Players"
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
A Law of Physics?
(thanks to J.C.)
If you ARE married...If you WERE married...or of you are CONTEMPLATING marriage
TRY THIS!
TRY THIS!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Sunday Funnies
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Hint for Success...Notice that there are two cows "speaking"
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