Monday, November 30, 2009

Tiger Seconds Before He Crashed



This an EXCLUSIVE photo taken just moments before Tiger crashed his Escapade...oops that should be ESCALADE. The Doctor is no forensic scientist...but those red marks don't look like raspberry jam...those are marks inflicted by domestic violence, and from the size of the groove marks...the Dr. would say 4 Iron.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sunday Funny

Think of a caption for this Sunday Funny

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Before Lady GaGa There Was...


no Drama
no Tattoos
no Piercings

Just Music

Before Lady GaGa there was MUSIC!

Who is Lady GaGa???



Does this help answer the question???

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

More Debate on Health Care...Keep It REAL

The following is an email received yesterday

Medicare under the Obamacare

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you,
what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are
allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means
you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!


If government programs could solve our nation's problems,
we would have been living in Utopia 60 years ago.

You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines
waiting for somebody else to take action.

Your Rights Ends Where My Rights Begin!
Is It Too Hard Is That To Understand?

This is the Doctor's reply

One of the problems with the health care debate is the misinformation that is intended to strike "FEAR". It is certainly comical to say that the government will end health care benefits for seniors. To save $$$, cuts in the benefits have been proposed...however it is my understanding that these are mostly in the form of reduction of payments to doctors and hospitals. (Do you think that this group is being under paid?) Other cuts would come in the form of cutting wasted procedures. IS THIS NOT WHAT THE RIGHT IS SEEKING? Less government???

To prove your point, you imply that prisoners have it better than free elderly Americans. WHAT???? Do you think that prisoners should NOT have access to Health Care? Certainly a "civilized society" takes care of it's imprisoned! But your attempt to cast FEAR, it actually a point for REAL health care reform. We would never go back to the Dark Ages and Dungeons...so why can't we move FORWARD to give the working poor and the self employed ... a shot at responsible health care...in other words the same access to health care that the mofo criminals have. Do you have health care insurance...it probably is costing you an arm and a leg and last time I checked these two were both useful (but not required)

Monday, November 23, 2009

This is No Storybook Tale of Adventure


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A British couple, the Chandlers, are being held for millions in ransom by pirates after being taken from their small sail boat off the East African coast. The Doctor doesn't understand part of: "PIRATE INFESTED WATERS" ... they didn't understand

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sunday Funny




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The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

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Thanksgiving Theme this week

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T.K. of Philomath Oregon


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Hoop Dreams

Watch both of these!

(more) Homeless Creativity



Stunning use of arrows to help us move from word to word

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Sunday Funnies



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Is it the beach house speaking or someone inside?
You decide!!!

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T.K.. of Toledo Ohio

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hot for (football) Words!

Over a Big Hurdle



As you can see from the photo, La Garette Bount has gracefully "hurdled" his season long suspension from the U. of Oregon football team. So graceful in fact, that he has partially obliterated the word itself...SUSPENSION. We have nearly lost the image of "college football player gone mad" from our short term memory bank. The national uproar from his actions is now in the "recycle bin" and with his first TD run...it will be deleted from our "hard drives" forever (at least among the Duck faithful)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Have Some Cake!!!!

Have you ever heard a song and remembered how much you liked it...like when it first came out...and that was years ago? This is what happened to the Doctor when he heard this Cake song again. So he went to youtube and found this wonderful video of the song and Skully from X-Files. A perfect combination...ENJOY

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Poker Face Two Ways






As if further proof was needed...The Doctor had no awareness of Lady GaGa...is that ridiculous?

Sunday Funnies


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Get into the minds of these two "Chess Players"

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

One Reason to Blog


We are like cans of WD 40

Our purpose...Loosen Things Up!

Some (uptight) people need just a squirt or two

Other require that you use the whole can

Don't Stop Trying!!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

A Law of Physics?


(thanks to J.C.)
If you ARE married...If you WERE married...or of you are CONTEMPLATING marriage

TRY THIS!

Dot to Dot


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We are led to believe that the numbers are a tattoo
(What do you think?)
If this is a tattoo, does she have other similar ones?
(Where and What might they be?)


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sunday Funnies



The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

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Hint for Success...Notice that there are two cows "speaking"


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R.B. of Lakeland Florida