This young man's "future is soooo bright" he has to wear weird glasses. He wanted to purchase a Ridiculometer, but we refused sale (check our conditions for sale in fine print) because if he touched one of our finely tuned Ridiculometers it might explode and we would be liable.
My ridiculometer is spinning and so is my stomach. I don't know if I sould be laughing or crying. What I do know is he has really bad taste in beer.
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