Pizza Pizza

This week's "theme" is this photograph (taken by Mrs. Ridiculous). Reader...wonder not...how the Doctor will find enough in this image to blog about for an ENTIRE WEEK. He promises not to disappoint!!!

This is a pizza box that was carelessly tossed from a car/truck along our beautiful rural road. Littering is bad...indeed horrible (especially an object this large). This cardboard box will biodegrade after less than a year in our rainly Oregon winter. However, careful observation will show an aluminum can lying nearby in the tall grass. The life of a soda/beer can is 500 years.

Five Hundred Years!

But "litter bug" don't worry...in a hundred years (or so) the aluminum can you are wantonly threw from your vehicle will be buried by the decomposing paper trash you throw... unless you continue to throw cans, and in that case, the sides of our roadways be be a never-ending "aluminum can recycle center"

Sunday Funny

Is Getting a Tattoo a "Capricious Act?"

Does Marina have any tattoos???

Thursday is "Reader Poll Day

This is an eye jewel. Did you know that folks are putting jewels in their eyes? This one gives new meaning to the expression: "Eye Love You"
Below is a short video...followed by the Reader Poll

So, after watching the video...Reader do you think...

a) I can't think or speak...I was too grossed out by this

b) I could get one of my friends to do this...it's really cool and not that difficult to do

c) "Beam me up Scotty"

d) Will use this as a tutorial for when I get a lash in my eye...Thanks Dr. Ridiculous

What is he Thinking

This is Rapper Lil Wayne. He wins the award for..."Most Famous...Most Tattooed" He has successfully made his Tattoos more important than his BLING.

Lil Wayne grew up in New Orleans where he was an Honor Student until he dropped out at age 14. We can only assume that he will be rooting for the Saints in the Super Bowl, and this is why he wears so many crosses...to support his TEAM.

What are you saying???

(To fully appreciate this week's posts, the Reader must watch the short video posted yesterday)

China owns our national debt...their economy is growing at a much faster pace than ours...and their students (on average) do much better than our own. In the race for Numero Uno...they are not far behind the US and are coming on strong.

So...now it is popular to get tattooed with Chinese characters??? The Doctor really doesn't get the tattoo craze, and especially with words that can't be read by English speaker in a language from a country that is building an empire off the backs of the peasant class. Maybe this tattoo reads: "Free Tibet"...then it might serve the owner and the planet well!

Dr. Ridiculous Declares...Tattoo Week

To start off "Tattoo Week"...we start the reader off with this "instruction" video