Big Wheels Rolling?

The Doctor and "his missus" went to "Church" today.. The Church of the Unclean Woodcutter...Say Hallelujah! They did not go in this car. They went in their pickup truck. This is a firewood cutting church. Church is always a lot of hard work, and always a lot of fun. The "church" itself, is Oregon's Coast Range Mountains. So beautiful...so close to God!

This car is Ridiculous...ridiculous because as every woodsman knows: You get much better traction on wooden wheels, if you remove the bark before mounting!

Don't Stare at This Too Long!!!

This image is an example of :
Things are not Always as They Seem.

Not only are our first impressions sometimes wrong, but the more we analyze (situations) the more confusing things become. The Doctor recommends keeping your Ridiculometers well calibrated and placed for easy access... so that no one loses focus due to absurdity.

"Liar, Liar..."

Senator Joe Wilson embarrassed himself and his Republican Party with his outburst during the President's recent address. His heckling was a complete breech of protocol. As every schoolyard bully knows...never...ever use the "L" word (liar)...the name caller can always get a good laugh with the retort shown above.

President Obama was NOT fazed by the Senator's interruption...that's because he has a Ridiculometer (see below) and uses it to keep everything in perspective

Women...Know Your Limits!

Wheels(?)...Don't Fail Me Now!

We really don't know how good we got it...
(Do we?)

The Shot Heard 'Round the (Sporting) World

University of Oregon (Ducks) football star, Lagarette Blount, threw this punch (and the tirade following) and in doing so...ended his college career as he was suspended. Lost on ESPN coverage was the audio that picked up the coach in the white shirt yelling: "Duck!" to his Boise State player as the sucker punch was being delivered. Naturally the BSU linebacker didn't flinch...because he knew that the player coming to "shake his hand" was a DUCK

The Ducks are famous for the number of uniform combinations...thanks to their benefactor, Phil Knight at Nike. The new jersy pictured above is known as the"Blount Jacket" Its' wearer doesn't carry the ball...but is used solely for STRAIGHT ahead blocking and post-game festivities.

Beam Me Up...Scotty

The Birthers are correct. As the above photo shows Obama is a Vulcan! He WAS NOT born in Hawaii. He is an Alien. This photo was taken prior to some extensive plastic surgery on his ears and a trip to the barber shop for a decent American haircut.

You can see from his lapel pin that Obama's true allegiance is to Star Fleet (not to our flag). Star Fleet wants to go "where no one else has gone" This is vintage Obama!

We do not want this man(???) talking to our innocent school children. He will fill their little heads with ideas of exploration, boundless frontiers, and peace and fairness to all peoples. This is ridiculous...we must stop him and the Star Fleet he represents...are you listening Texas???