The Pumpkin Doesn't Fall Too Far From the Vine

Model Georgia May Jagger...

The Doctor could imagine Georgia May wearing these outfits to one of her father's concerts (The Rolling Stones)...but is there anywhere else... without everyone's Ridiculometers going off???

A Good Time in Kentucky

Doctor R. knows that some his reader's attention spans might be measured in nano seconds...but try to stick this one out to the end. Please please keep your Ridiculometers away from the computer... as exposure to Turtle Man will surely bend its' needle.

"Liar, Liar..."

Senator Joe Wilson embarrassed himself and his Republican Party with his outburst during the President's recent address. His heckling was a complete breech of protocol. As every schoolyard bully knows...never...ever use the "L" word (liar)...the name caller can always get a good laugh with the retort shown above.

President Obama was NOT fazed by the Senator's interruption...that's because he has a Ridiculometer (see below) and uses it to keep everything in perspective

Moderation Please!

The Doctor loves FaceBook and has actually prescribed it as "therapy" for some of his patients. However, the axiom: "Too much of a good thing" holds in this case, and overuse might peg your Ridiculometer.

"Make Mine a Double"

People...if your Ridiculometers need re-calibrating...hold them near this image and the dial should quickly move to MAXIMUM.

There is so much going on in this ad, the Doctor "doesn't know where to start"; so he won't...except the say: "Sex Sells"

All Wie Are (is) Saying...

Loyal readers of this blog will remember that the Doctor was having a mild panic attack last weekend because he lost his live streaming of the Solheim Cup. Well, thanks to friend Andrew's assistance, he found a stream and stayed glued to the action. Sunday nearly all the USA players had temporary tatoos on their cheeks in patriotic...red, white and blue.

Young super star, Michelle Wie's tatoo drew the Dr.'s attention. Pictured above, it was the "Peace Symbol" He wonders if Michelle was making a political statement. Is she anti-war? Does she believe in Peace? Does she even know (or care) that her country is at war in two countries? Or rather, as the Doctor suspects (fears) the symbol for Peace has become just another "fashion statement". If this is true...it would be sad and completely ridiculous!

National Day of Exposure

This story was sent to us by a loyal reader...

A rally was held recently in Central Park for women's right to fully expose their breasts in public. One of our "crack" technicians was at this rally recording readings on his Ridiculometer. He noticed (when he wasn't ogling the protesters) that the needle on the Ridiculometer only moved to "sublime". The Doctor himself finds nothing ridiculous in topless women. Just as Noah was heard to say as he loaded the ark..."Bring em on...in PAIRS!"

Where are the "subjects" of this story? Ridiculous use of the cropping tool by the photo editor! As our technician quipped as he filed his report..."I guess you would of had to been there" (I guess so)

The Doctor Revealed (sort of)

The TRUE identity of Doctor Ridiculous is a well guarded secret (not even known by himself!) He is no Super Hero...that's for sure! However, because of his overwhelming popularity, keeping his identity secret surely allows him to move freely among the general public gathering data for this blog and Ridiculometer research.
Aren't all toddlers pretty ridiculous? We (adults) encourage this nature. This early shot of the Dr. shows he was no exception. His "ridiculous" grin is him relishing in his ridiculous outfit (especially the hat)

Fight Over Health Care

Listen to the sound of it..."Fight over health care" Seems like a ridiculous thing to argue over. Reminds the Doctor of the classic bumper sticker: "Wage Peace" Is "Universal Health Care" too complex for us to "grok"? The Doctor has just returned from Glacier National Park. Due to global warming, all the glaciers in the park will be gone in 15 years (better get over there) Remember when there was a debate in Congress over climate change...now the politicians debate man's role in it, as we continue to have one of the worst health care systems in the world.

What is Ridiculous???

Two things ridiculous here...
Not the UK co-ed...she looks good. The most obvious is that The University of Kentucky is playing hockey. The Wildcats struggle in football and basketball...sports that are played with passion by high schools throughout the state. Dr. Ridiculous has never seen a high school hockey game in Kentucky (Are there any?). But when he held his Riculometer near this poster it almost pegged the needle.

The model, Ms. Alison List does NOT look ridiculous in the UK hockey sweater. (Remember the Dr. loves her) What seems ridiculous is that the entire sport of hockey refers to their JERSEYS as sweaters . They are made of wool...but come on...it's a sport...it's a JERSEY!

Ridiculous Rat Tail

What is Ridiculous?

The Ridiculometer measures quantity of "ridiculous-ness" but doesn't identify its' source. In the previous post, the man (whose name is Charlie) seems to be upset at the ridiculous nature of the computer tent. His girlfriend (Sue) is using it to shade the sun from her computer screen. We might ask: "Why would anyone be using a computer on such a lovely day...by a fantasic swimming pool...with an awesome diving board?"

The observant among us (such as Dr Ridiculous) will notice that Charlie is holding the carrying case for Sue's computer tent. If he thought that the tent WAS ridiculous...he probably would have thrown the case into the pool. When we zoom in...we find what set him off (and the ridiculometer if he had it with him) was not the tent or even the computer (as ridiculous as they BOTH seem).

This Is Ridiculous

Computer Tent Poolside

The Gas Ain't Ridiculous

The gas Tiger Woods on the 18th fairway passed at the recent Buick is natural. The public reaction to this "event" registers well on the Ridiculometer. "A Fart Heard Round the World (wide web)
Following such a momentous eruption, Tiger might have had to change his BVD's in the clubhouse...but as we prove above, Tiger always wears a thong!

Not Too Ridiculous

From the sublime to the absolute ridiculous...stories, jokes, photo's, video's
We will store and share them here
And they will all register on the Ridiculometer
Do you have one?

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