Doctor R. knows that some his reader's attention spans might be measured in nano seconds...but try to stick this one out to the end. Please please keep your Ridiculometers away from the computer... as exposure to Turtle Man will surely bend its' needle.
I really don't know what's so ridiculous about the Turtle Man, do you? Actually, this is the first quality post on this stupid blog, anyways. What can you do Doctor Ridicule? I am sure once T-man is discovered, they'll be askin' him to do more crazy stunts, because this guy is fearless, kindhearted, has plenty of charisma, and keeps smiling even w/o teeth. Hell, we don't even see a picture of the supposed Doctor Riduculeometer.
I really don't know what's so ridiculous about the Turtle Man, do you? Actually, this is the first quality post on this stupid blog, anyways. What can you do Doctor Ridicule? I am sure once T-man is discovered, they'll be askin' him to do more crazy stunts, because this guy is fearless, kindhearted, has plenty of charisma, and keeps smiling even w/o teeth. Hell, we don't even see a picture of the supposed Doctor Riduculeometer.
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