Dot to Dot

click to enlarge

We are led to believe that the numbers are a tattoo
(What do you think?)
If this is a tattoo, does she have other similar ones?
(Where and What might they be?)

How Swine Flu is Transmitted

As the debate rages over the safety and advisability of vaccination against the H1N1 flu, Doctor R uncovers the way it is spread among small children. This photo explains why these toddlers are the most vulnerable...if we saw an adult doing this they would be "carted off by the men in white jackets!"

Is Rush a Racist???

This is "Rush Week" And today's question is: "Is Rush a Racist?" Reader...please decide for yourself. Watch this video, and then think about what he is saying. Is he playing "devil advocate" here? Is Rush's goal: to further separate the Right and Left? Wouldn't he further benefit ($$$) by the creation of controversy? Is this what we really need? Is this EVER what we really need?

Tomorrow (during Rush week) Dr. Ridiculous will add his opinion on whether Mister Limbaugh should be "allowed" to own a NFL franchise...stay tuned

The Pumpkin Doesn't Fall Too Far From the Vine

Model Georgia May Jagger...

The Doctor could imagine Georgia May wearing these outfits to one of her father's concerts (The Rolling Stones)...but is there anywhere else... without everyone's Ridiculometers going off???

Czar She Blows (don't tell Michelle)

Is it only Dr. R who is noticing the dramatic increase in the use of the word: CZAR? Is this a new "buzz word" that is being used to "steer the herd"? Why are the government officials who used to be Secretaries and Under Secretaries...now being called "Czars"? Has Obama really taken over NBC? State run television...isn't that Socialism?
The Doctor hates buzz words...they create...well...this BUZZING in his head. He has so many questions and all he gets is this BUZZING in his head!

The Shot Heard 'Round the (Sporting) World

University of Oregon (Ducks) football star, Lagarette Blount, threw this punch (and the tirade following) and in doing so...ended his college career as he was suspended. Lost on ESPN coverage was the audio that picked up the coach in the white shirt yelling: "Duck!" to his Boise State player as the sucker punch was being delivered. Naturally the BSU linebacker didn't flinch...because he knew that the player coming to "shake his hand" was a DUCK

The Ducks are famous for the number of uniform combinations...thanks to their benefactor, Phil Knight at Nike. The new jersy pictured above is known as the"Blount Jacket" Its' wearer doesn't carry the ball...but is used solely for STRAIGHT ahead blocking and post-game festivities.

Beam Me Up...Scotty

The Birthers are correct. As the above photo shows Obama is a Vulcan! He WAS NOT born in Hawaii. He is an Alien. This photo was taken prior to some extensive plastic surgery on his ears and a trip to the barber shop for a decent American haircut.

You can see from his lapel pin that Obama's true allegiance is to Star Fleet (not to our flag). Star Fleet wants to go "where no one else has gone" This is vintage Obama!

We do not want this man(???) talking to our innocent school children. He will fill their little heads with ideas of exploration, boundless frontiers, and peace and fairness to all peoples. This is ridiculous...we must stop him and the Star Fleet he represents...are you listening Texas???

Nora Plays: "Simply Ridiculous"

Nora (the piano playing cat) is quite possibly the most famous cat in the World. This video has been viewed on YouTube almost 15 million times. In this clip she is playing one of the Doctor's favorite tunes..."Simply Ridiculous" Never heard of it, you say...have a click and you too will soon be tapping your toe to its' catchy beat

King of Bares

This is the second and last entry on a very short series on "women's breasts". The Doctor has included this photo here because these ladies have gone "well above the call of duty" to draw attention to themselves and to the fact they really really love to drink beer.

(Would this be considered "soft-porn?)

National Day of Exposure

This story was sent to us by a loyal reader...

A rally was held recently in Central Park for women's right to fully expose their breasts in public. One of our "crack" technicians was at this rally recording readings on his Ridiculometer. He noticed (when he wasn't ogling the protesters) that the needle on the Ridiculometer only moved to "sublime". The Doctor himself finds nothing ridiculous in topless women. Just as Noah was heard to say as he loaded the ark..."Bring em on...in PAIRS!"

Where are the "subjects" of this story? Ridiculous use of the cropping tool by the photo editor! As our technician quipped as he filed his report..."I guess you would of had to been there" (I guess so)

Bear(s) Down

Smokey might be saying: "Only you (humans) kill the ones who love you"

WEST GLACIER, Mont. (AP) -- A disturbingly friendly grizzly bear that had boldly wandered through campgrounds and sniffed food and around the edges of tents has been killed after Glacier National Park officials determined the animal had become too much of a threat to humans.

One of her two yearling cubs died after being tranquilized. The other will be moved to the Bronx Zoo.

Park rangers shot the 17-year-old grizzly Monday about 300 yards from the Oldman Lake Campground, which was occupied. An hour later, the yearling cubs were hit with tranquilizer darts, but one died. Rangers had attempted to resuscitate the yearling by performing mouth-to-nose breathing.

"The unintended death of this yearling grizzly is a very unfortunate outcome of a very difficult operation," Glacier Superintendent Chas Cartwright said Tuesday. "The National Park Service will conduct a thorough review of the cause of death of the yearling, but we are also relieved to have captured the other yearling."

The adult female had a long history of interaction with people, and had never been too aggressive.

"Instead of avoiding people, it's almost like she's attracted to them," said Jack Potter, Glacier's chief of science and natural resources.

The bear used park trails and shadowed hikers. She could not be dissuaded from entering a campground by people yelling and waving their arms.

Potter said the decision to kill the bear was difficult, but park officials couldn't afford to wait until something really bad happened.

"Some people seem to want us to wait until there's a body before we act," he told the Missoulian. "We'll we don't work that way."

Over the years, bear managers have tried numerous ways to get the bear to stay away from people. But pepper spray, rubber bullets, specially trained dogs and other hazing efforts mostly failed. The bear did lay low in 2007 and 2008, but returned this summer and started following people around, Potter said.

This year, three separate incidents had been documented that could be classified as "repeatedly and purposefully approaching humans in a non-defensive situation," the park said.

The bear was demonstrating the same behavior Monday when she was shot and killed while approaching Oldman Lake campground, park officials said.

"Given the possibility that her offspring had learned this type of overly-familiar behavior and the diminished chance of their survival, we simply could not leave the yearlings in the wild," Cartwright said.