Hot for Two Thousand and Ten

Do you have one???

The Last Reader Poll of 2009

Reader...take your right hand off of the mouse. Look at your palm. What do you see for yourself in the new decade (and beyond)? The future is right there...plainly written for you!

Does your palm say:

a) More Love
b) More Contentment
c) More Creativity
d) All of the Above

Reader...please notice that the Doctor has given you only positive choices.

IMAGINE!

Is this What Jesus Would Do If He Was A Senator?

A particularly heated exchange took place recently. As senators prepared for a major vote on health reform, Republican Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma called on Americans to pray that a Democratic colleague would be unable to make it to the floor so that the bill could not reach the needed 60-vote threshold, stepped up to the microphone on the Senate floor and requested a prayer. "What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can't make the vote tonight," he said. "That's what they ought to pray." Predictably, many took offense to Coburn's remark, which many think was aimed squarely at ailing 92-year-old Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia.

More...love love love

and what were you doing when you were 11 years old???

love...love...love

Last week's cartoon stumped all of the Doctor's readers...either that or they were too distracted by Xmas. So the Dr, took matters into his own hands...he erased the blackboard (a bit) and came up with the following Ridiculous cartoon

This is this week's Sunday Funny
Send in your best caption
and win a free Ridiculometer

click on this link to send your entry

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Friday: Hot for Words Xmas Special

On His Birthday

Reader Poll

Thursdays are Reader Poll Day, and also today is Christmas Eve and so the Doctor gives our reader a question to help us understand the wonder of it all.

If a house doesn't have a Christmas Tree, Santa brings one with him when he comes down the chimney (see above). The question is... where does he get the tree:

1) from the lot down on the corner that has all those "lonely leftovers"
2) from the neighbor's yard
3) from K-Mart...it's artificial but very life-like
4) from his sleigh, of course...the trees are packed in with the presents. If his reindeer get hungry he lets them chew on one

Ho Ho Ho...Happy Christmas

Transparency or Trans-larceny???

Terrorist in the US Senate???

One of the tactics employed by terrorists is to hold hostages and then release them for ransom. In an 11th hour move to obtain leverage on the Health Care Bill before the Senate...Senator (Ali) Ben Nelson of Nebraska agreed to give a Yea Vote in exchange for the concessions outlined below.

Nelson also secured full and permanent federal funding for his state to extend Medicaid eligibility to everyone below 133 percent of the federal poverty level. The bill would require all states to do so, but Nebraska alone would not be required to pay a portion of the additional cost after 2016. And he won concessions for some nonprofit insurers and for providers of supplemental Medicare coverage from a new insurance tax, and he was able to roll back cuts to health savings accounts


What happened to our President's pledge for CHANGE and TRANSPARENCY...we now negotiate with terrorists if the ends justify the means!

Pay Back...or Coincident???

The Doctor now wonders (aloud) whether the pattern on the two maps shown above... is God's Perfect Plan for the Conservative Christian's stand on social issues.

Say for instance their rejection of meaningful health care reform based on cost.

Or say, their hawkish attitude towards the Muslim World.

Or...

Sunday Funny

This is last week's puzzle
It was a Xmas Theme

The Doctor received many great captions from his readers, but he
decided to come up with one of his own...
(What do you think?)

Come up with a good caption for this cartoon

Post it on the link below

info@ridiculometers.com

Weekly Winner wins a super deluxe Ridiculometer FREE!

Hot for Words...Tabloid

Thursday Reader Poll

Senate Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
commenting on the pending Health Care Reform Bill

With his one (pointer) finger he is indicating:

a) The number of Republicans that might vote for the bill

b) The number of "bathroom business" he really needs to complete...thus his pursed facial
features

c) He is actually singing the children's gospel favorite "This Little Light of Mine" He is coming to the part that goes: "all around the working poor...I'm going to let it shine!"

d) none of the above

Say What???

Estimated total money spent by special interest groups to lobby Congress concerning Health Care Reform
(this year)

(of course) More Tiger

Balls of the Tiger (The Tiger Woods Anthem) - watch more funny videos

More Tiger

Sunday Funny

Come up with a good caption for this Photo

Post it on the link below

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Weekly Winner wins a super deluxe Ridiculometer FREE!

Last Weeks Winner

Sent in by L.J. of West Palm Beach Florida

Tiger Woods Attracted to BIMBO'S???

Marina explains the derivation of the word...BIMBO. We discover that... a BIMBO might be a man or a woman. In other words; in Tiger's case... is might be fairly said that: "it did take one to know one!"

Today's Poll Question...

Do you think that the Pope feels more ridiculous

a) Wearing the "papal headgear"

b) Riding in the Popemobile
c) Perfectly comfortable in both

The Popemobile begs the question that George Carlin (R.I.P.) always asked. If Conservative Christains only seek Heaven ("Sky Cake")...why do they wear seatbelts???

Grab Your Ridiculometers!

This clock does not actually have a man inside but a flatscreen that plays a 24 hour loop of this video by the artist watching his own clock somewhere and painstakingly erasing and re-writing each minute.
Many will think that it is Doctor Ridiculous inside that box...IT'S NOT! He IS ridiculous...but not to the point where he would think that this is "what the world needs now"

Thanks to L.G. for this one!

"Sky Cake"...Why are You So Delicious?"

First We Wondered Where Rob Was...Now We See Where Matt Was!

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Thanks to N.T.W.

Sunday Funny

Think of a good line for the woman in the gallery and send it to the link below.

The winner receives a
FREE SUPER DELUXE RIDICULOUS

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Last Weeks Winner
sent by C.K. of Medford Oregon

Let Us Move On!

The Doctor would like to lay the "Tiger Woods Accident " story to rest...R.I.P. Tiger will never reveal the salacious details, and if his "girlfriends" do...well, is anyone really that interested?

Todays really funny video was sent via L.G. Thanks!

A Better Time

In a prior incarnation...the Doctor posted this shot of Tiger and Elin at the "Total Eclipse of the Moon"

Readers..."Don't worry 'bout them...'cause LOVE conquers ALL"

Because She was Hitting "Floaters"

The Doctor got numerous emails following yesterday's post...concerning Elin Woods hitting golf ball in her backyard. Most questioned the fessibility of this...given the proximity of neighboring mansions. (remember she had a "nasty hook")
In the interest of public safety, and to try to set the record straight...the Dr. supplies the following aerial view of the Woods Compound

In Florida, golfers hit practice golf balls that float. That's right! And as we can plainly see, there is a large body of water behind the house; at which Elin was hitting balls the night in question. (There has been no public statement from Nike whether these "floaters" were made by Nike) So...that mystery solved! We may now (again) ask: "Why the sunglasses at 2:30 in the AM?" (see previous post)

More food for thought tomorrow...stay tuned

Tiger's Wife Seconds Before She broke the Rear Window

Doctor R. notches another exclusive with this photo of Elin Woods immediately before she broke the rear window(s) of Tiger's Escalade. There are two important clues in this photo. Please notice that her club of choice is the DRIVER not the 4 iron (as previously reported) Also she is wearing a golf glove...this explains how she reported to the accident scene with a golf club...she was hitting golf balls in the back yard (she was working on getting rid of a "nasty hook")

However, Dr. Ridiculous is troubled with her sunglasses...he has no "logical" explanation "why she would be wearing sunglasses while hitting golf balls in the backyard at 2:30 AM" ... maybe Tiger will shed some light on this!!!!!

Tiger Seconds Before He Crashed

This an EXCLUSIVE photo taken just moments before Tiger crashed his Escapade...oops that should be ESCALADE. The Doctor is no forensic scientist...but those red marks don't look like raspberry jam...those are marks inflicted by domestic violence, and from the size of the groove marks...the Dr. would say 4 Iron.

Sunday Funny

Think of a caption for this Sunday Funny

To send it to Doctor Ridiculous click link below

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The weekly winner receives a FREE
Super DeLuxe Ridiculometer

Just like last weeks winner

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submitted by
P.I. of Wilmington Delaware

The Most RIDICULOUS Day of the Year

Before Lady GaGa There Was...

no Drama
no Tattoos
no Piercings

Just Music

Before Lady GaGa there was MUSIC!

Who is Lady GaGa???

Does this help answer the question???

More Debate on Health Care...Keep It REAL

The following is an email received yesterday

Medicare under the Obamacare

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you,
what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are
allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means
you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!


If government programs could solve our nation's problems,
we would have been living in Utopia 60 years ago.

You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines
waiting for somebody else to take action.

Your Rights Ends Where My Rights Begin!
Is It Too Hard Is That To Understand?

This is the Doctor's reply

One of the problems with the health care debate is the misinformation that is intended to strike "FEAR". It is certainly comical to say that the government will end health care benefits for seniors. To save $$$, cuts in the benefits have been proposed...however it is my understanding that these are mostly in the form of reduction of payments to doctors and hospitals. (Do you think that this group is being under paid?) Other cuts would come in the form of cutting wasted procedures. IS THIS NOT WHAT THE RIGHT IS SEEKING? Less government???

To prove your point, you imply that prisoners have it better than free elderly Americans. WHAT???? Do you think that prisoners should NOT have access to Health Care? Certainly a "civilized society" takes care of it's imprisoned! But your attempt to cast FEAR, it actually a point for REAL health care reform. We would never go back to the Dark Ages and Dungeons...so why can't we move FORWARD to give the working poor and the self employed ... a shot at responsible health care...in other words the same access to health care that the mofo criminals have. Do you have health care insurance...it probably is costing you an arm and a leg and last time I checked these two were both useful (but not required)

This is No Storybook Tale of Adventure

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A British couple, the Chandlers, are being held for millions in ransom by pirates after being taken from their small sail boat off the East African coast. The Doctor doesn't understand part of: "PIRATE INFESTED WATERS" ... they didn't understand

Sunday Funny

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The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer

Thanksgiving Theme this week

Clink the link below to send entry
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Last Weeks Winner
T.K. of Philomath Oregon

Hoop Dreams

Watch both of these!

(more) Homeless Creativity

Stunning use of arrows to help us move from word to word

Warning:This Video DOES NOT CONTAIN A VIRUS

"Hu are you...Hu Hu"

Free Tibet

Introducing Mister Galifianakis

Sunday Funnies

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The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer

Is it the beach house speaking or someone inside?
You decide!!!

Clink the link below to send entry
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Last weeks winner was sent in by
T.K.. of Toledo Ohio

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"Buddy...Can You Spare Ten Minutes"

Hot for (football) Words!

Over a Big Hurdle

As you can see from the photo, La Garette Bount has gracefully "hurdled" his season long suspension from the U. of Oregon football team. So graceful in fact, that he has partially obliterated the word itself...SUSPENSION. We have nearly lost the image of "college football player gone mad" from our short term memory bank. The national uproar from his actions is now in the "recycle bin" and with his first TD run...it will be deleted from our "hard drives" forever (at least among the Duck faithful)

Have Some Cake!!!!

Have you ever heard a song and remembered how much you liked it...like when it first came out...and that was years ago? This is what happened to the Doctor when he heard this Cake song again. So he went to youtube and found this wonderful video of the song and Skully from X-Files. A perfect combination...ENJOY

Poker Face Two Ways

As if further proof was needed...The Doctor had no awareness of Lady GaGa...is that ridiculous?

Sunday Funnies

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The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer

Get into the minds of these two "Chess Players"

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Last weeks winner was sent in by
S.B. of Scottsdale Arizona

Swine Flu Protection at the Office

One Reason to Blog

We are like cans of WD 40

Our purpose...Loosen Things Up!

Some (uptight) people need just a squirt or two

Other require that you use the whole can

Don't Stop Trying!!!

What are They Thinking (about the President)????

Congressional "Brain Trust?"

A Law of Physics?

(thanks to J.C.)

If you ARE married...If you WERE married...or of you are CONTEMPLATING marriage

TRY THIS!

Dot to Dot

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We are led to believe that the numbers are a tattoo
(What do you think?)
If this is a tattoo, does she have other similar ones?
(Where and What might they be?)

Sunday Funnies

The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer

Hint for Success...Notice that there are two cows "speaking"

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Last weeks winner was sent in by
R.B. of Lakeland Florida

Littering is Busch (League)

So...the other day the Doctor was driving down one of our rural highways (see where the Dr. lives and works by going to ridiculometers.com) and he passed a man on a bicycle who was picking up cans that had been thoughtlessly thrown from moving vehicles. Oregon has a can and bottle bill (do all states?) so this man was making a few cents on each can. The Doctor began to notice all the litter on the side of the road. He wondered what kind of person would toss their garbage out the window for some other human being to pick up. What kind of person WOULD do this?

So...yesterday he walked up his driveway to get the morning paper, and there beside his mailbox was the empty beer can pictured above. "What the F!" (notice that even though the Dr. thought the "F-word"...he is not using it here in an attempt to clean up this blog which has been dirtied by the past two day's entries)

Some "Mo-Fo" (oops)...drinking and driving...couldn't just toss his empty on the floor of his/her "rig"...NO...he/she had to put it on the side of the road so that someone could pick it up for him/her. Wouldn't want to get a DUI, would he/she?

Check out the can! It's CAMO! Is this Budweiser's attempt to create an even more macho image of it's beer drinkers, or is this a diabolical plot to aide the beer swilling litter bugs from getting caught...or even worse... make it harder for our bicycle riding scavenger to find the cans on the roadside.

(And some of you wondered why the Doctor resorts to bad language!)

Another Day of Jon

It might come as a surprise to some...Doctor Ridiculous is "an everyday normal guy." You might be thinking: "Hey, he's a doctor...that's something!" Please remember that he is not a REAL doctor. People call him "Doctor"...but he's not. Just like rap artist, Dr. Dre, he's a Doctor but not really. Confused? Stay tuned Motherfucker!

Is "motherfucker" the worst thing we can say in the English language?

The Doctor obviously loves these video's. So do a bunch of other ridiculous people. This one had over SIX MILLION hits on youtube. Are you seeing then for the first time? Where have you been motherfucker?

The Dr. Loves to Make Spaghetti Sauce!

Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song - watch more funny videos

He says "mother-fucker" so many times it becomes common.
Mother Fucker
Just words...they can't be bad or good
Bitch
Bad words to the Doctor are:
"Collateral Damage"
"Expensive Health Care"
"Cluster Bomb"
"Water Board"
"Abject Poverty"
etc.

Sorry to "Get Heavy"

Where is Osama? Why haven't we found him? Is he really still alive? Food for thought...Do you think that the US military would still be in Afghanistan if we had captured/killed Osama?

"He (Osama) is heavy, and he ain't my brother"

Ridiculous Talent...Wasted???

Doctor R. has too many questions about this video to begin asking...so just relax and enjoy!

(Thanks again to N.S. for this...N.S. must have a great sense of exploration, or too much time on his hands...or both!)

Sunday Funnies

The Doctor has a new feature called "Sunday Funnies". Each Sunday a ridiculous image will be posted here, and you, the loyal (and most likely ridiculous) reader...is asked to supply a caption. The entries will be judged on all the usual criteria and the winner will be announced the following Sunday.

Each weekly winner receives a Super Deluxe Ridiculometer

All "Golf Nuts" should have this one nailed!

Clink the link below to send entry

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Below is last week's winner
sent in by S.N. Boise Idaho

(For the second week in a row, the winner comes out of Idaho)
(What's going on over there Idaho?)

Ridiculous is Sometimes Fun!

Cheers to N.S. for todays video

How Swine Flu is Transmitted

As the debate rages over the safety and advisability of vaccination against the H1N1 flu, Doctor R uncovers the way it is spread among small children. This photo explains why these toddlers are the most vulnerable...if we saw an adult doing this they would be "carted off by the men in white jackets!"

Conflict Between the Right and Left

The Doctor's brain was conflicted when he tried to do this simple drill. So, if our brains can get so confused over which side, Left or Right, should be operating...is there any hope of resolving differences between the political Left and Right over very important social and economic issues???

Seeking Change