Hot for Two Thousand and Ten

Do you have one???

The Last Reader Poll of 2009

Reader...take your right hand off of the mouse. Look at your palm. What do you see for yourself in the new decade (and beyond)? The future is right there...plainly written for you!

Does your palm say:

a) More Love
b) More Contentment
c) More Creativity
d) All of the Above

Reader...please notice that the Doctor has given you only positive choices.

IMAGINE!

Is this What Jesus Would Do If He Was A Senator?

A particularly heated exchange took place recently. As senators prepared for a major vote on health reform, Republican Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma called on Americans to pray that a Democratic colleague would be unable to make it to the floor so that the bill could not reach the needed 60-vote threshold, stepped up to the microphone on the Senate floor and requested a prayer. "What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can't make the vote tonight," he said. "That's what they ought to pray." Predictably, many took offense to Coburn's remark, which many think was aimed squarely at ailing 92-year-old Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia.

More...love love love

and what were you doing when you were 11 years old???

love...love...love

Last week's cartoon stumped all of the Doctor's readers...either that or they were too distracted by Xmas. So the Dr, took matters into his own hands...he erased the blackboard (a bit) and came up with the following Ridiculous cartoon

This is this week's Sunday Funny
Send in your best caption
and win a free Ridiculometer

click on this link to send your entry

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Friday: Hot for Words Xmas Special

On His Birthday

Reader Poll

Thursdays are Reader Poll Day, and also today is Christmas Eve and so the Doctor gives our reader a question to help us understand the wonder of it all.

If a house doesn't have a Christmas Tree, Santa brings one with him when he comes down the chimney (see above). The question is... where does he get the tree:

1) from the lot down on the corner that has all those "lonely leftovers"
2) from the neighbor's yard
3) from K-Mart...it's artificial but very life-like
4) from his sleigh, of course...the trees are packed in with the presents. If his reindeer get hungry he lets them chew on one

Ho Ho Ho...Happy Christmas

Transparency or Trans-larceny???

Terrorist in the US Senate???

One of the tactics employed by terrorists is to hold hostages and then release them for ransom. In an 11th hour move to obtain leverage on the Health Care Bill before the Senate...Senator (Ali) Ben Nelson of Nebraska agreed to give a Yea Vote in exchange for the concessions outlined below.

Nelson also secured full and permanent federal funding for his state to extend Medicaid eligibility to everyone below 133 percent of the federal poverty level. The bill would require all states to do so, but Nebraska alone would not be required to pay a portion of the additional cost after 2016. And he won concessions for some nonprofit insurers and for providers of supplemental Medicare coverage from a new insurance tax, and he was able to roll back cuts to health savings accounts


What happened to our President's pledge for CHANGE and TRANSPARENCY...we now negotiate with terrorists if the ends justify the means!

Pay Back...or Coincident???

The Doctor now wonders (aloud) whether the pattern on the two maps shown above... is God's Perfect Plan for the Conservative Christian's stand on social issues.

Say for instance their rejection of meaningful health care reform based on cost.

Or say, their hawkish attitude towards the Muslim World.

Or...

Sunday Funny

This is last week's puzzle
It was a Xmas Theme

The Doctor received many great captions from his readers, but he
decided to come up with one of his own...
(What do you think?)

Come up with a good caption for this cartoon

Post it on the link below

info@ridiculometers.com

Weekly Winner wins a super deluxe Ridiculometer FREE!

Hot for Words...Tabloid

Thursday Reader Poll

Senate Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
commenting on the pending Health Care Reform Bill

With his one (pointer) finger he is indicating:

a) The number of Republicans that might vote for the bill

b) The number of "bathroom business" he really needs to complete...thus his pursed facial
features

c) He is actually singing the children's gospel favorite "This Little Light of Mine" He is coming to the part that goes: "all around the working poor...I'm going to let it shine!"

d) none of the above

Say What???

Estimated total money spent by special interest groups to lobby Congress concerning Health Care Reform
(this year)

(of course) More Tiger

Balls of the Tiger (The Tiger Woods Anthem) - watch more funny videos

More Tiger

Sunday Funny

Come up with a good caption for this Photo

Post it on the link below

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Weekly Winner wins a super deluxe Ridiculometer FREE!

Last Weeks Winner

Sent in by L.J. of West Palm Beach Florida

Tiger Woods Attracted to BIMBO'S???

Marina explains the derivation of the word...BIMBO. We discover that... a BIMBO might be a man or a woman. In other words; in Tiger's case... is might be fairly said that: "it did take one to know one!"

Today's Poll Question...

Do you think that the Pope feels more ridiculous

a) Wearing the "papal headgear"

b) Riding in the Popemobile
c) Perfectly comfortable in both

The Popemobile begs the question that George Carlin (R.I.P.) always asked. If Conservative Christains only seek Heaven ("Sky Cake")...why do they wear seatbelts???

Grab Your Ridiculometers!

This clock does not actually have a man inside but a flatscreen that plays a 24 hour loop of this video by the artist watching his own clock somewhere and painstakingly erasing and re-writing each minute.
Many will think that it is Doctor Ridiculous inside that box...IT'S NOT! He IS ridiculous...but not to the point where he would think that this is "what the world needs now"

Thanks to L.G. for this one!

"Sky Cake"...Why are You So Delicious?"

First We Wondered Where Rob Was...Now We See Where Matt Was!

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Thanks to N.T.W.

Sunday Funny

Think of a good line for the woman in the gallery and send it to the link below.

The winner receives a
FREE SUPER DELUXE RIDICULOUS

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Last Weeks Winner
sent by C.K. of Medford Oregon

Let Us Move On!

The Doctor would like to lay the "Tiger Woods Accident " story to rest...R.I.P. Tiger will never reveal the salacious details, and if his "girlfriends" do...well, is anyone really that interested?

Todays really funny video was sent via L.G. Thanks!

A Better Time

In a prior incarnation...the Doctor posted this shot of Tiger and Elin at the "Total Eclipse of the Moon"

Readers..."Don't worry 'bout them...'cause LOVE conquers ALL"

Because She was Hitting "Floaters"

The Doctor got numerous emails following yesterday's post...concerning Elin Woods hitting golf ball in her backyard. Most questioned the fessibility of this...given the proximity of neighboring mansions. (remember she had a "nasty hook")
In the interest of public safety, and to try to set the record straight...the Dr. supplies the following aerial view of the Woods Compound

In Florida, golfers hit practice golf balls that float. That's right! And as we can plainly see, there is a large body of water behind the house; at which Elin was hitting balls the night in question. (There has been no public statement from Nike whether these "floaters" were made by Nike) So...that mystery solved! We may now (again) ask: "Why the sunglasses at 2:30 in the AM?" (see previous post)

More food for thought tomorrow...stay tuned

Tiger's Wife Seconds Before She broke the Rear Window

Doctor R. notches another exclusive with this photo of Elin Woods immediately before she broke the rear window(s) of Tiger's Escalade. There are two important clues in this photo. Please notice that her club of choice is the DRIVER not the 4 iron (as previously reported) Also she is wearing a golf glove...this explains how she reported to the accident scene with a golf club...she was hitting golf balls in the back yard (she was working on getting rid of a "nasty hook")

However, Dr. Ridiculous is troubled with her sunglasses...he has no "logical" explanation "why she would be wearing sunglasses while hitting golf balls in the backyard at 2:30 AM" ... maybe Tiger will shed some light on this!!!!!